Leather clutch – 90s vintage black purse

“Do you wanna sue the purse pursuing you? It’s a black purse that’s purse-pursuing you!” now we wrote the opening lines for your new rock band’s first song “BLACK PURSE”. Of course, you’re gonna need a mascot for your band: it should be this black purse that we’re trying to sell you. Come on: it has two simple and a zip-closable storage areas in there and even a zip-closable stiffy-stuff on the outside. It has a key. It’s lined. And it’s black, you won’t need to paint it black, we promise.